Wheyyyyyyyyyy

I can see that no one has posted a blog while i've been gone so i'm going to get the ball rolling again.

I got back from the best holiday ever today

It was actually awesome

I went last Thursday and came back today which btw is Tuesday

I got there pretty late, in time for the dance though

So i put up my tent and Rachel was knocking about so we had a little chat, my tent smelt a bit mouldy because last time i put it away it was a wee bit damp but i sprayed some deodourant, then it smelt a bit like mouldy cake, but by the time the dance had finished it had aired out and didn't smell

So i text Luke to find out where he was, he was having his tea so i waited around for him and Matty, I went a bit hyper and was dancing around with my ear-phones in getting funny looks off of the olds
While i was waiting i gave Claudia a call and a weird old man told me i should talk slower

A bit later i was still on the phone but i wandered into the reception area and found Luke and Matty there so i said goodbye to Claudia and Luke, Matty and I went for a wander around the grounds

We found a lovely spot so we stopped and had a sit down, then we decided to call Claudia again because it's funny

Then we had a chat to Claudias mummy

We finished our telephone conversations and spent the rest of the evening wandering and sat on the awesome stalls which soon became our place (:

We tried to walk to tesco at around 10:30 but chubby face paedo man caught us and sent us back so off we went

We stood outside the tents in the youth area for a bit and talked then went to bed

The next day, Friday, Matty got me up at 8, i was already awake but he dragged me out of bed

'Chloe are you up?'

'Yes, i have been for about half an hour'

'Oh right'

*Matty walks off*

*Matty comes back*

'Why aren't you out of bed?'

'I'm up don't worry'

'But you're not out of bed'

'But i'm up'

'I'm not leaving until you get up'

'Fine'

*Chloe drags herself out of her warm bed*

So after my wake-up call i got up and hunted 'round the huge site to find the showers, i couldn't find them so i had to ask Olga and it turned out i had already walked past them, then i had a shower and went off to my first session which was sugarcraft. basically y'know the flowers and stuff you get on cakes that are made out of icing? well it's making them (: i love mine, i'm really quite proud take a look at this beast . . .

During the break between first and second session Luke, Matty and i went for a walk up to tesco

We ended up taking a half an hour detour into the town of Uttoxeter because we went straight over the roundabout insted of following the road around, tesco was acctually only a 5 minute walk away from the site, we did find it though because we ended up at Uttoxeter swimming centre so Luke asked for directions

Because of this lovely detour we missed second session but we did make it to tesco (: Luka said it was a good job we didn't go to tesco the night before

Between second and third session was lunch but it only takes half an hour for lunch tops so we pissed about on the stalls for the rest of the break

Third session we went to Scottish dancing with REGGGGGGGGGGG

There was Luke, me, Matty, and Aimee.

Luke is my dance partner (: we are awsome (:

After Scottish dancing we went back out to the stalls to prat about some more before fourth session which for me was the lace workshop but the others went to youth

I couldn't find the lace workshop so there i was wandering around aimlessly again and i bumped into Olag again so i asked her if she knew where it was again and she showed me which i thought was very nice of her

I made it to the workshop but it was packed full so i went into the clean craft gather to do my lace insted (:

In the clean craft gather i saw Margaret Grimes, that woman is mental but she's awesome bless her, she's known me all my life and we always have a lovely chat every time i see her (:

Anyway, after fourth session we met on the stals again and talked and stuff for a bit then Luke and Matty went for tea so i went to see what was on offer at the motor home where my mummy was staying, i can't remember what we had but oh well, that's not important

After tea we met on the stalls again ready for the dance, we met at about 6 but the dance didn't start 'til half 7 so we wandered to the park

Then chubby face paedo man came and told us of because we are over ten therefore not allowed on the park so we ran away from him because he's a paedo, we ran back to the stalls which were quite a way away

We got to the stalls and sat there for a bit then went into the dance and danced all night (: it was awesome

Luke and i danced together, Simon and Aimee danced together and at the start of the dance i saw Beth so i invited her to come sit with us and she soon became Mattys dance partner

After the dance we went back to the park because it was dark so we didn't get in trouble and we called 118 247

'hello 118 247 how can i help?'

'118 247 give us a call it's directory heaven'

*the line goes dead*

We laughed about that for a while then decided to go back to the youth area (:

In the youth area we watched the Simon show for a little while but Simon knew we were watching him because we made it plainly obvious so he stopped the show

Shortly after that the Robin show came on so we watched that for a bit and Robin played with his 'penis' then went to bed and that was the end of the Robin show, so we all hit deck

The next morning i got up late and was a wee bit late for my sugarcraft class and the woman was not too chuffed

I didn't even get to shower until after last session because of my late wake-up

I met Luke and Matty on the stalls after first session and we walked up to tesco again, we followed the road 'round this time and got there really quickly, Luke got some popcorn chicken and we walked back (:

Beth met us on the stalls when we got back from tesco so second session we went into skiffle together, it was cool but tbh a bit boring, this random guy was leading it and he kept talking and trying to make jokes between every song

After skiffle we went and sat on the stalls again because none of us were hungry so we stayed on the stalls all through dinner

Third session Luke and i went to Scottish dancing again, Beth went to a music session and Matty and Aimee went to longsword and i have no idea what Simon, Robin and Rachel did

After third we went onto the stalls again and shouted and waved at passers by

Then we went into fourth session, i went off into lace again and Luke, Matty and Beth went into lace

After fourth i went off to have a shower and everyone went to have tea and stuff

I went to have my tea after my shower and then we re-grouped on the stalls before the dance

There was a playford dance on at the same time as the normal dance so Beth and i went for a nosey at the fancy costumes in the playford ball, some people went all out it was well funny

So Beth and i did a dance and then tried to leave but the stupid caler man wouldn't let us because he wanted to do that dance again

When we escaped from the playford we went into the normal dance and danced the night away :D

After the dance we went to the park and played on the swings, Robin came over and met us and then we walked back to the youth area where we watched the Robin show for a while, then it turned into the Robin radio show, but we started to get a bit chilly so we fetched blankets then Robin was like oh come in my tent so we did and we had story time in Robins tent, it was actually awesome :D:D:D

Rachel tried to shout at us across the youth area and tell us to go to bed and shut up but when we realised it was only Rachel we carried on (; We later found out that Rachel had recorded us so if we were in trouble she could prove it wasn't her talking

We weren't in trouble

The next day up we get again, i was up in time to shower :D i ran to the showers jumped in, hopped out and legged it to first session, even though i was in time for a shower a was still in a rush to be there on time

I made it on time and in that session i finished my sugarcraft :D

We met up on the stalls again and decided what we were going to do next

We went to skiffle again and waved at people we didn't know, then we stood in the space at the back and boogied along with the music (:

After skiffle we went off for lunch and did an Easter egg hunt, Beth and i were in a team and we failed, we ran past two piles TWICE then we met up at Luke, Matty, Aimee and Robins trailors

We had to wait ages for Robin before we could start the egg hunt, he emerged from inbetween the caravans with crocheting, he was IN THE ZONE

I met Luke at Scottish dancing later and we danced like fools because it was funny, some crazy people tried to drag us 'round but they were dragging us the wrong way, it's well annoying when they do that

After Scottish dancing we all went to youth and Robin, Simon and watched and laughed at the play rehersal because Matty had HUGE sweat patches under his arms but he didn't notice

Robin carried on crotcheting through youth then we went off to archery that REGGGGGGGGG had set up specialy for us, it was ace, Robin and Luke were well good at it (:

Then we all went off for tea and met up again at the stalls later on ready for the dance, the Scottish ball was on that night so Luke and i went and did a dance in there before joining the others in the normal dance

Simon and Beth dance together quite a lot and Matty got a bit jelous but the thing is, Matty won't do every dance but Simon will and Beth wants to do all the dances

We met some crazy posh kids in the first break, they were damn annoying, everything you've done they've done it bigger/better/they know more than you

Anyway after the dance Beth went back to her 'van and the rest of us went off to the park

After the park we went back to Robins for story time, it was well funny, it started to get a bit chilly so Robin leant me a blanket and carried on with the story

Matty kept farting and we all got a bit grossed out so we left Robin in the tent on his own with the smell of Matty farts and we headed off to bed

The next day we all had a lie in which was nice and we dd nothing first session

In the break i saw Chris and he said my Grandma was looking for me so i went to meet her at the crocheting workshop she was running

I got there early so i hung about for a bit and people filed in, including Robin who came back to learn more after he made himself a phone sock :D That's what the zone does to you

During the crocheting Robin and i made squares, we both got in the zone and made pretty awesome squares (:

After second session we went up to the stalls then we all got called for dinner so off we went

After dinner i met Luke at Scottish dancing and we accidently voluteered for the showcase on Monday night, we thought REGGGGGGG was calling couples for the next dance so we got up, and REGGGGGGG was like ooh that's good we've got enough couples to do piper and the penguin, we were like oh shitttt

We finished the session and REGGGGGGG organised us all for the showcase

All ready and prepared for the showcase we headed out to the stalls to meet the others

After the break we headed to youth for the final rehersal of the mummers play, Lorry or Lorrie i'm not sure how it's spelt, got Robin and i to agree to collect the money after the performances, we raised the money for the Yorkshire Air Ambulance because Luke and Robins mum is running a marathon for the same charity, i collected my money in Jacobs penis that i found the night before during the story of Jacob, Jacob gave me a free panini beccause i found his penis, Robin and i had a race/fight to see who could collect more money, it was funnnnnnnnnnn

After youth we went for tea and re-grouped on the stalls, when everyone was ready we headed back to youth for a final rehersal, we were locked out of the youth room so we rehersed outside

Then we headed out to the singers room and performed there, Robin and i took pictures while the play was going on then we ran round and collected money, i won that round

I was wandering around with two huge bags on my back and Robin put more stuff into the top one

(i would show you the pictures we took but they're on my digital camera and i've lost the wire that connects it to the computer)

We went into the second hall ready for the second performance, it was awesome, we ran 'round the hall to collect more money and Simon joined in with the money collecting

Then there was a break before the third performance so Luke, Matty, Beth, Simon and i went into the dance for a bit while we waited for our slot in the showcase

We danced for a little while and Matty got jelous again because Simon and Beth were dancing together and he left to watch the showcase

We met in the reception area ready for the last performance, Lorry/Lorrie was trying to give the actors a pep talk, Robin and i were talking and Lorry/Lorrie shouted at us, BIG much, we were just like WHOAAAAAA

After the performanec we went to collect more money and Robin passed his bucket down a line then ran to catch it at the other end, it turned out he went to the wrong end, so he had to run back but they'd passed it back to the other end for him so he ran back again

All together we raised £267

It was well awesome :D :D :D

The Scottish dancing showcase slot was on straight after the play so we had to run back in to do that, Lukes mum just laughed at us she was all like, 'you and Luke were so funny in the strath spay, it was like in sync' lol much?

After the Scottish showcase we all went back into the dance to finish the night, we got Robin to dance but he can't dance, at all

Robin normally plays in the band, he doesn't dance, it was well funny watching him

When the dance finished we all headed to the park again, Beth said that she needed to go back to her van so Simon walked her back,bless him, he walked her all the way to her van which was at the other side of the site to where he was camped, how sweet is that?

By the time he got back we'd already gone back to Robins for story time so he met us there, i took my own blanket, just incase it got cold again

Simon and Matty went to bed pretty early but Luke, Robin and i stayed up and had more stories :D

Then we ran out of stories so we headed off to bed

The next morning we all had a lie in then packed away the insides of our tents

Then we all started to put our tents away i took all my stuff over to the motorhome ready to pack up and leave then Aimee and i helped Luke and Robin take their stuff over to their trailer, when we got there Matty was there and everyone was packed up and ready to go, what everyone didn't know was that Mattys tent was still up in the youth area, he was in shit loads of trouble

I had to say goodbye to all my friends :( :'(

Matty finally got his tent down and we all headed home

I hate having to say goodbye

But yeah, basically my holiday was AWESOME, after reading this you may not think it sounds all that great but trust me it was acctually awesome

We took the piss out of Simons accent all weekend it was well funny

We shouted and waved at Chris and REGGGGGGG all weekend, then Chris started to do it back to me

I can't wait for Hutton Le Hole where i'll see all my friends again :D:D:D it will be awesome :D:D:D

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